I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
