what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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