Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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