i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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