8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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