Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
