Just fell off a train. Bad.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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