you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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