Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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