Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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