I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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