I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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