Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You need a sexual gate keeper
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize
