So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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