oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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