We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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