HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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