her vagine was all disorganized.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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