So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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