Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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