Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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