you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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