I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
There's always time for handjobs
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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