But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Is it penis luge time yet?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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