Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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