i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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