I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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