Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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