I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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