I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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