You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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