Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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