After last night, I could never be a politician.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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