we're blogging at a bar
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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