fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
it's not cheating when I paid for it
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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