Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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