My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dignity is for republicans.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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