I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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