everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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