put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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