U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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