There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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