if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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