Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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