Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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