IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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