Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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