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Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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