u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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