so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Damn victory sex feels great
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
