North Korea, Best Korea!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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