Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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