My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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