Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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