oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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