So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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