When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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