Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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