You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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